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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by Blues, Jun 20, 2001.

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  1. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    Apparently, it's not just on Groundkhuk Day that Jim comes out of the Cave Of Research (COR) and sees Durba's shadow.

    Today, bulletins have been coming in on the wire all over South Florida with hysterical reports of a Sasquatch like being seen, if only momentarily, brandishing two khukuris, a Nepali pennant and shouting "Durba Lives!!!" at the top of his lungs.

    An APB has been sent to all local and federal agencies in the area. Special bulletins are being broadcasted to the Cuban community to allay fears that the unidentified creature may in fact be the much dreaded Chupacabra of local legend. (Or khukracabra as the case may be.)

    Further details and pix at eleven....


    Blues

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    Live Free or Die

    Blues' Knife Pix

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  2. SamuraiDave

    SamuraiDave

    Apr 6, 2001
    OMG that is funny!

    There are reasons that I like this forum so much.

    I'll be sure to stay tuned in Blues.
     
  3. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    This just in.... Preliminary sketches and photographs of the creature are beginning to come in to the news desk.... Please, if there are children about, you may wish to send them to another room for the next few moments.... A state of emergency has not yet been declared, but the National Guard has been alerted.....Stand by for further details....

    <img src=http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=123592&a=6062650&p=50669322&Sequence=0&res=high>

    <img src=http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=123592&a=6062650&p=50669324&Sequence=0&res=high>

    <img src=http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=123592&a=6062650&p=50669325&Sequence=0&res=high>

    <img src=http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=123592&a=6062650&p=50669327&Sequence=0&res=high>



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    Blues' Knife Pix
     
  4. Brian C

    Brian C

    Jan 22, 1999
    ROTFLMAO [​IMG]

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    Cheers,
    Brian

    He who finishes with the most toys wins.

    NOTE: My old PhotoPoint site is no more. Follow the "toys" link to my new site.
     
  5. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
  6. Yvsa

    Yvsa

    May 18, 1999
    :
    Oh No!!!!
    My very worst Fears were confirmed!!!!
    When I saw the title of the post I was praying that it wasn't about Tsimi and yet it was..........SOB, SNIFFLE, SOB.
    Reprograming is much too late now I fear!!!!


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    Yvsa.

    "VEGETARIAN".............
    Indin word for lousy hunter.
     
  7. QM3SS

    QM3SS

    100
    Jun 8, 2000
    BLUES !!!! I sam him I saw him. He was wandering the streets here in Perrine waving those shiny khuks like the kook that he is. He started to come at me screaming "Research!, Research! Research is the only reason!" But luckily I had my trusty syringe of HIKV ready and he tucked that fuzzy tail between his legs and ran with those big loping strides that is distinctive of big fuzzy-wuzzies of the wilderness. I think we're going to actually have to call those nice friendly people with the "I Love Me" jackets to have an intervention with good ol' Jim. [​IMG]
     
  8. Walosi

    Walosi

    Jan 10, 2001
    He don't sing, do he???? That would really be more than anyone could bear. Bear?? Finn, can you ship Arizona Bears to Florida?? Screaming I could stand, but singing? Sheeesh!
     
  9. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    I think what set him off was the cancellation of a TV pilot that Tsimi had written and directed with somebody named Fran and our own Vince Oller.

    From what little I know it was to be called:

    "Khukuri, Fran and Oller"

    (Not sure how many of you might get that one. [​IMG])

    Blues

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  10. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
  11. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    Apparently, it's much more serious than any of us thought.

    Yvsa, time to bring out the STRONG medicine!!!


    [​IMG]

    Latest reports being received from the field indicate that the National Guard has requested the assistance of Gorkha Regiments to attempt to quell this escalating situation. At the present time, no end is in sight.....


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    Blues' Knife Pix

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  12. SkagSig40

    SkagSig40

    Feb 1, 2001
    I saw that one on the "X-FILES"...or maybe it WAS the evening news! I keep mixing those 2 up! One time I saw the Lock Ness monster crawl up on the beach and have a conversation with an alien that secretly landed his craft there!! I'm serious, there must be a conspiracy that started a long time ago to take over the world....It's just a matter of time! Keep your khuks sharp

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  13. Mccld778

    Mccld778

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    Feb 19, 2001
    I'm loving it [​IMG]

    Oh if only there were some way too calm the beast..Wait, I have it!! WE NEED DURBA!! Only he will be able to talk some sense into the rampaging menace.

    :Cut to scene of Durba high atop Mt. Everest.:
    Cape flowing in the wind with a hammer in one hand, and a glowing red piece of leaf spring firmly clenched in the tongs in his other. Suddenly, he snaps his head to the east, " Hmmm.... there's trouble brewing. I sense that I'm needed."

    Take it from there [​IMG]

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  14. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    Look, up in the sky....It's a bird, it's a plane......

    It's DURBAMAN!!!!

    Strange vistitor from a Nepali smithy who came to the U.S. with powers and abilities beyond those of mortal men....

    DURBAMAN, who could change the course of mighty khukuris....

    Forge Steel with his bare hands...

    And who, disguised as Tsimi Clifton, mild mannered FPL rep for a great metropolitan utility.....

    Fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the Himalayan Imports way!!!!

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  15. Blues

    Blues Lapsed SuperMod / Cattle Knife Rustler Staff Member Super Mod

    Oct 2, 1998
    (....sounds of galloping in the distance....)

    Hurry, Yvsa!!!!!!!


    [​IMG]

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  16. Mccld778

    Mccld778

    109
    Feb 19, 2001
    Hooray!! DURBAMAN!! [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Now, how long until we can get the Kamis to forge an action figure? Every kid will want one to into the "Super Deluxe Expandable Research Cave Playset" complete with internet access [​IMG]

    Wha..what do you mean I need more meds? [​IMG]
     
  17. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
  18. billpaxton

    billpaxton

    598
    Feb 17, 2001
    The good doctor should be along shortly.
    [​IMG]
     
  19. DocPat2511

    DocPat2511

    340
    Feb 15, 2001
    Holy S---t.

    I'm counting my syringes.

    I don't think I have enough.
     
  20. jim_l_clifton

    jim_l_clifton

    Mar 31, 2000
    From the Cave,
    Blues & QM, hope you guys will enjoy living here during the HOT summer without A/C, or electricity! You see ,they found a prob. with your bills,never mind ,I just told some"friends to take care of your lines!Walosi,singing, You wouldn't know music if you were introduced to it! You couldn't carry a tune in a bucket!Funny all you UnResearchaholics make comments BUT I notice you all go for Durbas ASAP,when they are posted!! I think I will claim my right as a (THE)HI Researcher to put a ban(mine is ABOVE THE CUSTOMS Dept)on releasing Durba's until "I" inspect them "All"! You Peasants may "Never" see any more Durbas!!I'm much better looking than those crude attempts at humor!You all must excuse me , I must try on my new tophat,cape,cane(none of the CHEAP stuff THAT NDN has)& MY YCS by Durba (carried under my cape)!After all who knows what EVIL lurks in the Hearts of Blues & Doc! I must say,"I look rather "Perfect"!Crap! **** bats!!Gotta use a K!! Got him(big sucker). Ah!It's dark,have to go and apply my Research!
    jim
     
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