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Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by Blues, Jun 20, 2001.
"THE YETI ZONE", "SMELLS like a yeti, Yeti Tacos!"
...Oh, just great!!!
First the [email protected] Maoists try and shoot my @$$ off for target practice. Then this strange, caped, black duck comes around, swinging a khukuri and 'talkin about annexing my cave for research. Got some fiesty co-moderator who wants to auction me off on E-bay as an 'Barsoomian Thoat' or 'sumptim like that. I'm having a REALLY bad hair day. And if that's not enough ...Now it's insults from the Forumites! Fine, just fine!
That Yeti needs to visit a groomer. If you want to be a First World tourist attraction, you are going to have to go with a light and fluffy look, use a little hair highlight and add a refreshing fragrance. BTW, has he been neutered?
Now where were we??????????????????
After seeing the pic of our elusive YETI, I can only imagine he is actually Tsimi in drag.
Either that or we've met our newest forumite "Hank The Living Hairball." If this is the case, let me be the first to welcome you. If not, then Tsimi needs to cut out the extra Rogaine.
This is too much!!!!!
I emailed the Caveman and he's okay -- just overworked and underfed.
Cave door creaks open,D**** moon & racket!! Oh lord it's Town setting off traps & alarms,that guy has two left feet,Paxton?? just as ornery,Rusty,still on meds! What's that yapping, sounds like a poodle(Semper), no it's smaller, like a mutt,aw crap, it's Rog, still eating Tacos !ALL THATS MISSING IS WAL(he's certified NUTS),THAT NDN(HE'S CRAZIER THAN WAL)AC(lives in a PINK trailer, sooo what does that tell you about HIM) & Blues(welll Blues is Blues)!!OH MY lord... look who this GANG OF NUTS has on point!! "PAPPY"!! Talk about TWO LEFT FEET!!HE MOVES LIKE A ROTC RECRUIT!! PAXTON IS GOING TO PUT UP "the duck"! This group will never find the cave,hee! THEY could't find their....! Hee! I'm going to listen to mellow flute music & go back to bed! Bill hasen't even been putting up enough K's!Door gently closes...zzzzz!
Hey Tio Bill I think Tsimi's workng his way to you: http://www.lasvegascitylife.com "Notes from the Underground" 6/28/2002
Maybe if I start getting royalty checks I can build a home in the Smokies I've been wanting.
Just drop them outside the cave, I'll pick 'em up from Tsimi.
Tsimi, the governor of Nevada is desperately trying to get in touch with you.
He wants to offer you a job occupying a nice big cave complex about 90 miles north of Vegas. All you have to do is run off a few pesky feds. Just think, your own mountain, riddled with mile on mile of caves. All relocation and moving expenses paid and other perks to boot.
Just ask for directions to Yucca Mountain.
...From this bunch???? They would only be good for making smoke in the Smokies, which is probably illegal, unless they've had lots of rain lately. Run into any nice backpackettes up there?
Tsimi says you're pulling a trailer behind the Goldwing lately....must be getting bashful
Jeez, I can take about any insult you guys throw at me, but when you accuse me of riding a Gold Wing (and using a trailer!!!) that's just more than I can stand!!!
Actually, I did notice one or two hikerettes along the trail that were worthy of a second glance, but decorum prevents any further mention.
(It was fun being up there just to see if the 4x4 on the Explorer really worked or not. Unfortunately, no bike on this trip.)
He couldn't take his Goldwing & trailer(I feel like crying,he used to be "one" of my Heros)!GOLDWING & HIS LITTLE TRAILER ARE PINK!!Sorry,BLUES!! OH YEAH, WELCOME BACK FROM VAC.HEE!I "know" he's gonna blast me for this BUT "I FELT COMPELLED TO TELL THE TRUTH!(being a Saint)!
So I invented this translating device that takes two word groupings of Jim | Cliftons posts and remakes them into readable sentences, as we know that the caveman sufferes from xenon gas poisoning, gases leaking fron caves in the earth, radioactive gases...yes precious..
I call the machine the CLIFTONOMETER, and here's the translation from cavey's last 2 posts:
OH YEAH I FELT ALL THATS GOING TO TELL THE LITTLE PINK BACK FROM jim aint)cool:
...and there you have it. Caveman drivel, made to swivel 180. Perfectly rendered into loving, senseful, modern mother English.
Gotta go, the sofa's on fire.
En Ferro Veritas
Darn Yeti tacos!! I told you Keith, you've got raise up off the fabric before you...:barf: whoops, getting too gross. sorry
I always lean unobtrusively to one side.
Acutally, on those lite-gravitee dayze, you raise up off the fabrik AFTER you...and hit yer head on the ceiling. Thats fun too!
Keith, Looking fer new upholstery, maybe kevlar?
En Ferro Veritas
Do you use a tank bag and back pack as well? HEE! On your two wheeled Winnebago. HEE!
Move over Blues. Hee! I can SEe the DUck with His Little pen knives, flashing liltle one legged girls in his CAve now! Them M43's have mushed his little pea brain! HEE! So BAck packs and tank Bags ain't so bad after all. HEE! Ride ot live...live to Ride...on your rice burner. HEE!
John Carter of Mars?
Edgar Rice Burroughs?
Wow. Some decades since that's been used as a reference.
<--two old (75 &78) Beemers
The never ending thread. It would take three days to read it all.