Your pain has gone on long enough you poor bastard. Here's Harry's abomination, don't be too hard on the guy, he's about as smart as a bag of hammers and half as quick.
Yeah, too damn bad the tip snapped off just as it was getting close to being done. It would have been well-balanced with that last inch that's missing now.
But now it has 2 sharp edges I'd call that a pretty impressive first effort, nitpicking notwithstanding. Guy must have had a decent teacher