Random Thought Thread

“Florida man” - steals $500,000 in tequila
- poisons girlfriends cat with amphetamines
- severed hand while lighting fireworks in car

There were quite a few.
Of course, there’s a lot of drinking happening on my birthday... worldwide.

 

OK, here's what came up for me:

"Florida Man Trying To Kill Demons Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree"

 

Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive.

 

Florida man arrested, accused of throwing pancake batter at woman who was making dinner.

 

Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from

 

Would that be an assault and batter-y charge?

 

Florida man fakes armed robbery attempt to avoid shift at Hardee's

 

Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him

 

Here’s mine.

 

that makes this all worth it

 

“Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his house”

 

Florida man rides manatee and dares cops to arrest him.......yee haw !

 

I'm assuming we just search on month and day, not year?

 

Yeah, that's what I did...Florida man hadn't really developed by the time I was born.

 

Florida man working on helicopter hit by main rotor and killed...

 

Mine was kind of boring (Florida man goes to jail for "wet willy" attack. Meh, who hasn't been there? Am I right?) So, I used my wife's b.d...

Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat

wonder if he used a CPK? If so, I'd like a review on how it performed, because I'm not seeing the issue here and would genuinely like to know if it's CPK vs. Alligator, how'd it go down. Who's with me?!

 

Florida man mauled by leopard after paying for ‘full-contact experience’ with big cat

 

Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder, arson charges