“Florida man” - steals $500,000 in tequila - poisons girlfriends cat with amphetamines - severed hand while lighting fireworks in car There were quite a few. Of course, there’s a lot of drinking happening on my birthday... worldwide.
OK, here's what came up for me: "Florida Man Trying To Kill Demons Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree"
Florida man known for viral Easter bunny brawl arrested after hit-and-run, tells cops to ‘Google’ him
Mine was kind of boring (Florida man goes to jail for "wet willy" attack. Meh, who hasn't been there? Am I right?) So, I used my wife's b.d... Florida man allegedly stabs alligator to death, tries to sell the meat wonder if he used a CPK? If so, I'd like a review on how it performed, because I'm not seeing the issue here and would genuinely like to know if it's CPK vs. Alligator, how'd it go down. Who's with me?!