Shower Knife, really? Who does that!

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by David Mary, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. David Mary

    David Mary Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 23, 2015
    Okay look at this picture if you don't believe me. It is clearly a knife in the shower. Now I have two questions for anyone reading this thread.

    1) Who does this?

    2) What legit use could one possibly have for a knife in the shower???

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    And I will start:

    1) I am responsible for the above pic! That is my Waterway I modded, and when it is not in its new white sheath being carried out and about, it is hanging in my shower.

    2) Have you ever gotten superglue on your hands? Impossible to wash off, right? Takes forever for it to finally wear away, right? Not if you scrape it off in the shower with your knife!

    Am I the only knut who keeps a knife in the shower?


    Who else can answer Q. 1) with "I do", and what is your answer to Q. 2) (but if it's gross or otherwise inappropriate, please don't tell me!)

    Yes, my shower needs to be cleaned... last year. :oops:
     
  2. Skar

    Skar

    217
    Mar 24, 2020
    Other than a fear of being caught with your pants down by an intruder...
    I can't think of a need d for that.
    No I don't keep a knife in the shower.
     
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  3. Mistman68

    Mistman68 Gold Member Gold Member

    302
    Apr 7, 2019
    Sharpest thing in my shower is a 5 blade razor. I'm a chrome domer and shave in the shower, I've tried a knife a couple times, painful. If I had to shave w/a knife I'd have a beard.
     
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  4. 22-rimfire

    22-rimfire Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 20, 2005
    No bathroom knives for me..... no shower knives.
     
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  5. Henry Beige

    Henry Beige Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 1, 2015
    If Janet Leigh had had a knife of her own in that shower at the Bates Motel, things might have worked out better for her.
     
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  6. Hickory n steel

    Hickory n steel Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 11, 2016
    I've heard of people keeping those plastic cold steel knives hidden in various places in their bathroom in case an intruder comes in when they're at their most vulnerable.

    Not something I feel the need to do, but I think it's a good idea and those plastic cold steel knives that won't rust are a good choice.
     
  7. jstrange

    jstrange

    Mar 31, 2012
    Look up the reason for the development of the Spyderco Ark knife. The results may surprise you.
     
  8. jackknife

    jackknife Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 2, 2004
    Thats what stainless steel Bond Arms derringers are for!
     
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  9. Hackenslash

    Hackenslash Don't feed the Trolls Platinum Member

    Jul 25, 2014
    Yes.

    Dammit, yes. Busted.

    I usually think I’m a fairly sane contributor to Blade Forums but I’ve kept a CS “plastic” in the shower for years now.

    Why?

    Well, I’ve seen Psycho.

    Besides, these days you’ll never know when you need to defend your toilet paper!
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  10. Alberta Ed

    Alberta Ed

    Jun 29, 1999
    Well, maybe a 1911 .45 Colt...
     
  11. Steely_Gunz

    Steely_Gunz Got the Khukuri fevah Moderator

    May 9, 2002
    I keep nothing more dangerous in the shower than my razor sharp wit. I've talked myself out of situations worse than being naked and pruney.
     
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  12. gazz98

    gazz98 Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 3, 2008
    No shower knife for me.

    If you want a knife in the shower, more power to you.
     
  13. Feca10ne

    Feca10ne Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 29, 2020
    A knife in the shower! No way! I used a knife to carpet my shower, but I didnt keep it in there,..thats just weird.
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  14. Bigfattyt

    Bigfattyt Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 23, 2007
    I don't shower with a knife....


    But there is nearly always a handgun (under a towel) and often a sharp knife next to it.... right next to the shower...
     
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  15. Mass1632

    Mass1632 Gold Member Gold Member

    428
    Dec 24, 2019
    A shower knife makes sense for shaving, perhaps youre a knife knut and a swimmer.

    I could use one for cleaning finger nails in the shower, especially after i run the bar of soap across them.

    Otherwise, a sikh may have one. As if i recall they are to have a knife on them at all times. Never know when they need to defend someone
     
  16. anthonycastorena2014

    anthonycastorena2014 Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Whoa. Never dawned on me to keep one in the shower. Lmao. Interesting thread man.
     
  17. Therom

    Therom

    Nov 13, 2013
    :):p:D very fun topic

    but no shower knife for me
     
  18. afishhunter

    afishhunter Basic Member Basic Member

    Oct 21, 2014
    I don't keep one within reach in the shower, now or then.

    I did keep a metal pot scrubber (never steel wool) handy for fiberglass resin, body putty, and paint overspray when I did auto body repair ... but never a knife.
     
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  19. Houlahound

    Houlahound

    Aug 2, 2017
    I don't personally keep a shower knife but I would never judge those that do.

    Rich tapestry of life etc.
     
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  20. Mr.sig239

    Mr.sig239 Gold Member Gold Member

    445
    Apr 16, 2007
    Same with me. My carry gun and two knives are always on the sink under a towel waiting for me to get dressed after I shower.
     
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