Shower Knife, really? Who does that!

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by David Mary, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. MarkN86


    Sep 3, 2012
    You beat me to it.

    I used to think about being attacked in the shower. The truth is, unless they intend to harm you, most of the time people will come in, steal what they want, and leave with no confrontation. If they do come in, usually a minimal amount of resistance is enough to send them packing. If not, either punch or shower knife them straight in the face.
  2. K.O.D.

    K.O.D. Sanity Not Included Platinum Member

    Aug 21, 2013
    I lock the bathroom door, hand gun on the toilet. Knife when taking a bath to cut dingleberries. For showering, just gun on the back of the toilet.
  3. Chefget

    Chefget Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 2, 1998
    Nope, not living that scared a life
  4. David Mary

    David Mary Moderator Moderator Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Jul 23, 2015
    To all such comments: Gorilla glue, hello?

    And really, even if someone did have it in there for such a reason, remember the story?

  5. blanex1


    Feb 11, 2015
    no shower, but I no a couple of guys who keep a knife under there bed or mattress ! I would rather have a 45 under there.
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  6. neo71665


    Feb 18, 2020
    Not one that only lives in the shower but I have at least 2 knives within arms reach of me at all time. There is also at least one gun in any room i'm at at that moment, normally more.
  7. JD Bear

    JD Bear Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 4, 2015
    Just shower with your clothes on and you'll already have a knife or two in your pockets.....rookies
  8. JJHollowman

    JJHollowman Basic Member Basic Member

    Jul 16, 2016
    I assume you know where to wear this. (Hint: not your fingers).

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  9. Snacktime


    Aug 18, 2019
    I got a can of air freshener and a plunger. I only fear my wife in my own home.

    My knives are tools anyways, my chow mix has made home defense pointless. Spastic dog just freaks people out for $20 a month in dog food. Best attack dog you can get is all bark and loves to lick people.
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  10. sabre cat

    sabre cat Basic Member Basic Member

    Jul 4, 2014
    A friend has a terrier that loves to bark. Really loves to bark.

    The problem is that my friend lets her do it. All the time. His reasoning is that he will never know when she needs to go outside if he gets her to be quiet.

    You can hear the damn dog barking when my friend drives into my neighborhood. Annoying as heck. I am waiting to hear about it from my neighbors, HOA, or park management.

    I just want the thing to shut up.
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  11. Houlahound


    Aug 2, 2017
  12. Houlahound


    Aug 2, 2017
    At least that method doesn't show your nuts.
  13. Sharp Steel

    Sharp Steel

    Aug 10, 2009
    If you need a knife for the toilet your diet may need adjustments? :eek: :poop::poop::poop:
  14. Chronovore

    Chronovore Basic Member Basic Member

    Aug 29, 2019
    I had to listen to it more than once. He actually says: "If there's ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here. Walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, fire two blasts outside the house." It's not quite "into the air" but I'm gonna give that -1 for safety and another -1 for promising that as a solution. So that's -3 all day. :eek:

    Seriously, shower knife may be a better solution!
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  15. JeremiahWeaver09


    Nov 13, 2009
    is that shower knife meant to protect against harvey weinstein
  16. neo71665


    Feb 18, 2020
    Epstein didn't have a shower knife
  17. DocJD


    Jan 29, 2016
    o_O Never had one before ...but , maybe I should . :eek:

    Of course , then I'd have to have my G19 , AR15 , etc etc ... could get crowded in there . :rolleyes:
  18. A.L.


    Jun 27, 2007
    No, I don’t do that. I rely in the ”storming out of bathroom screaming naked” psychological trick. Never tried it but it would probably work fairly well..
  19. Houlahound


    Aug 2, 2017
    Surprised no-one mentioned they don't need no stupid shower knife because they have their sword in hand while showering.
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  20. eveled

    eveled Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 11, 2016
    I honestly think a baseball bat would be a better option. If home defense is the objective.
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