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Something to bug Uncle about when he gets back

Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by Sylvrfalcn, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    BTT

    Uncle Bill, if a fellow were to wanna send a check/paypal to prepay for one of these how much should he send?

    Sarge
     
  2. jim_l_clifton

    jim_l_clifton

    Mar 31, 2000
    Sarge,
    I can tell you "what" they are worth!hee :)
    THE SAINT:cool:
     
  3. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    Jim, one of these days I'm going to have to tell you the one about the mule, the mouse, and the corvette. It's not for mixed company, but it is relevant.:rolleyes:

    Sarge
     
  4. Mr.BadExample

    Mr.BadExample

    Sep 11, 2002
    I'll prepay as well if it'll help, Uncle.
     
  5. Roger Smith

    Roger Smith

    Oct 22, 2001
    I wonder if Tsimi would reconsider if he realized that a 12"er would be ideal to prepare cat tacos? :p
     
  6. ichor

    ichor

    Aug 27, 2002
    Come on, with a cast like that you've gotta tell us. :D
     
  7. BruiseLeee

    BruiseLeee

    Sep 7, 2001
    I'll prepay if Sarge tells us the one about the the mule, the mouse, and the corvette. :)
     
  8. jim_l_clifton

    jim_l_clifton

    Mar 31, 2000
    Sarge,
    Bill's having a problem ,getting these 12"PO..:barf: ! Seems the Kami's don't have enough left over SCRAP to make these!!LOL!
    Hmmm, curius, SEMPER...12" OR AN M43?? HEE,HEE! SEE ,12" are :barf: What would most like(except the Ladies,"they" can't VOTE on this)like a KUK or a 12"whimpy,pukey,little piece of :barf:! YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE!!
    THE SAINT!! :cool:
     
  9. mamav

    mamav

    Apr 23, 2003
    It's OK Sarge, you can tell the joke. I'll close my eyes while I read it:D
     
  10. Brendan

    Brendan

    Feb 13, 2002
    Whats that they say about woman being able to do 2 things at once - Mamav you sure are gifted !!

    :D
     
  11. Kismet

    Kismet

    Jan 30, 2002
    1) Start a nice HOT campfire and prepare your spit (if you havent got one, three branches, two of them forked at the end and one, a nice green straight stick will do nicely)
    2) Gut your game bird, and rinse it
    3) Rub the inside and outside of the duck with a salt and pepper combination (proportions to your personal liking)
    4) Baste the entire duck with butter or oil (butter is much better for the taste!)
    5) Fill the inside of the duck with the sliced orange (or lemon is damned tasty too!).
    6) You can leave the peel on if you like the more zesty taste, or take it off for just the fruity taste
    7) Beat your fire down to just nice hot coals and a LOW flame.
    8) Stick your spit through the duck, and cook SLOWLY (very important for spitting)turning regualarly for around 2-4 hours depending on the size of your bird or until cooked thoroughly through (you can test with a knife).
    :rolleyes:
     
  12. Kukri4302

    Kukri4302

    504
    Dec 26, 2002
    Kismet,
    YOU!!Are getting to be a pain...NO!! I'm not going to say it! I am a SAINT,this sickness to do harm to an INNOCENT(me)WHY??Sniff!!I'm just a poor old researcher!:(
    Jim(THE SAINT):cool:
     
  13. Red

    Red

    566
    Jun 20, 2003
    Thanks! I just finished dinner and you made me hungry again!
     
  14. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    All right dadgummit, y'all asked for it, listen up Duck.

    One day a mouse was walking down the road when he heard a plaintive cry for help coming from a hole out in the middle of a field. He ran over and looked down the hole, and there was a mule who had apparently stumbled across the hole and fallen in. The mouse said, "now look here, I'm too little to pull you up out of there". The mule said, "no problem, my corvette's parked by the road, the keys are in it, and there's some rope in the trunk. Back it up over here and you can pull me out". Every thing went without a hitch, and the mule was very grateful, promising to repay the favor if he ever had the chance.

    Well, wouldn't you know it, months later the mule is walking down the same road when this time he hears a cry for help. It's none other than the mouse, and he's fallen into the very same hole the mule had fallen into months earlier. Says the mouse, "hey man, back your corvette over here and pull me out would you". "Sorry, I sold the corvette just the other day", says the mule. The mule ponders for a moment and says, "hey, I've got an idea, I'm going to lower you something and you grab on, I'll get you out of there". At that the mule lowered his prodigious "male appendage", the mouse grabbed on, and was safely pulled out of his predicament.

    Moral of the story; if you're hung like a mule you don't need a corvette. :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

    Don't say I didn't warn y'all

    Sarge
     
  15. Brendan

    Brendan

    Feb 13, 2002
    I know !!

    LOL

    :D
     
  16. jim_l_clifton

    jim_l_clifton

    Mar 31, 2000
    Sarge,
    Sigh,Now you know why "I" became a SAINT,Mule was a NICKNAME!! You all keep insulting me & WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND!! Kismet!! YOU & SARGE ARE GETTING CLOSE to LAWSUIT TIME,DEFAMING AN INNOCENT!!
    Sarge first I will take your beloved Bowies THEN......!
    I have some of the best croo...... I mean HONEST LAWYERS $$$ CAN BUY!!;)
    The Saint
     
  17. Kismet

    Kismet

    Jan 30, 2002
    "Kismet!! YOU & SARGE ARE GETTING CLOSE to LAWSUIT TIME,DEFAMING AN INNOCENT"

    Sir:

    I cut a general cloth, and you think it is tailored for you? You err, grievously.

    Sincerely,


    Kismet, himself.






    (courtesy of DUNE)
     
  18. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    HA! I ain't backing off from no Duck, bring it cuz, ol' Sarge got sumthin fer ya.

    "Mule was a NICKNAME!! "
    They gots cosmetic surgery can do sumthin 'bout dem ears:p ;)

    "Sarge first I will take your beloved Bowies THEN......!"
    You don't want to go messin' with my bowies, especially one with a crescent moon on the blade, that one's special to me.

    Sarge

    p.s.: Kis, are you a dadgummed cook or a tailor? All your duck recipes sound like they call for a young, tender, duck, we need one for a duck that's old, tough, and gristly:D
     
  19. Kismet

    Kismet

    Jan 30, 2002
    Mature Duck or Old Duck - a duck (usually over 6 months of age) of either sex with toughened flesh and a hardened bill; these ducks are usually too old to lay eggs and their meat is used in processed products.:p


    Food Safety and Inspection Service
    United States Department of Agriculture
    Washington, D.C. 20250-3700
     
  20. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    You mean like this?

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    or this?



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    :cool: :D :cool:
     

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