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Something to bug Uncle about when he gets back

Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by Sylvrfalcn, Jun 20, 2003.

  1. t1mpani

    t1mpani

    Jun 6, 2002
    So is this a prepay thing now, or people who were on the list (especially those who were EARLY on the list ;)), or what? I don't have any problems either way, I just don't wanna get left out!! :)
    Warren
     
  2. Ripper

    Ripper

    Jul 2, 2000
    I'll second that.
     
  3. jim_l_clifton

    jim_l_clifton

    Mar 31, 2000
    Uncle,
    Just so YOU understand! With all this frenzy, Sarge has caused(what a con)I don't want ANY of these 12":barf:!! Can't understand this??SARGE,KISMET,Rog(he's wacko anyhow),Pen & 24 others are ALL "NUTS"!!Glad to see Pappy & Semper,are on my side! Notice I haven't asked for anyone to donate one of these to the FELLOWSHIP!!
    SAD! SO MANY LED ASTRAY BY SARGE!SARGE,THE PIED PIPER OF..barf:
    Jim
     
  4. Hibuke

    Hibuke

    317
    Mar 28, 2002
    Count me in for 1. Or 2. Or 3. I'm not sure, but I'll get 'round to saving up my cash for 'em! ;)

    Oh and what would the price be for shipping these babies down here to the merry land of OZ? :D:D:D
     
  5. Daniel Koster

    Daniel Koster www.kosterknives.com Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Oct 18, 2001
    Glad to see I made the list...:p


    "Sarge, the pied piper of barf"...that cracks me up...:D :eek:
     
  6. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    "So is this a prepay thing now"

    It's no big deal Warren, I'm just prepaying as a gesture of good faith. Since I'm the fellow that stirred up this pot, the so named "Pied Piper of Barf" (thanks Duck, I'll get yer crusty old a$$ for that one), I feel it's only fit and proper that I set an example by putting my money where my mouth is.;)

    Sarge

    Pied piper of barf......oh my aching......oh well, I've been called worse I reckon..........
     
  7. SamuraiDave

    SamuraiDave

    Apr 6, 2001
    This thread must of grown by 4 pages yesterday! Out of the office and Yall start a friggen "Phantom" thread... geez :rolleyes:

    I obviously have made the correct decision to get back into knives, $50 will be on its way early next week!:D
     
  8. btice

    btice

    796
    Dec 27, 2002
    Because of the great response, I will prepay for one to make sure that everyone will get a shot at these. UB, I will have the check in the mail early next week.
     
  9. t1mpani

    t1mpani

    Jun 6, 2002
    Sarge,
    That wasn't meant to sound like a complaint (though in retrospect it did), I just wasn't sure if there was a particular way that these were going to be handled. I am happy to prepay too--just didn't know if UB wanted to deal with both a 'want it but haven't paid' list and a 'want it and have paid' list. :D
    Warren

    ....not to mention the 'Don't want it, haven't paid, and am going to do as much as I can to keep you all from enjoying it' list of one. ;)
     
  10. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    Warren, I'm sure Uncle will correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm guessing that paying up front actually makes his job easier. When the blades come in he can just pull out the list of names of folks that have already paid for theirs and ship their khuks straightaway. No fuss, no worries. At least, that's how I envision the process.

    By the way, you don't have to beat around the bush about that guano hoarding "Saint" of a Duck. I've got a theory about why he hates little khuks. You know them wristwatches with really big numbers on 'em called "Easy Readers", and them Bibles with the really big print? Get where I'm going with this?;) :rolleyes: :D

    Sarge
     
  11. Snuffy

    Snuffy

    186
    Jun 14, 2000
    I'm also willing to prepay... and as someone else noted above I'd also be willing to start with just one if they're in short supply, to make sure as many people who want one get one. I can always get my second one after the first rush (and after Jim gets his :D ).
     
  12. etp777

    etp777

    Aug 12, 2002
    I kinda just dropped a check in mail, so I hope Uncle Bill doesn't have a problem with prepaying. :)

    (technically, it was a check for that and something else, butthat doesn't sound as good. :)
     
  13. t1mpani

    t1mpani

    Jun 6, 2002
    Do you possibly mean that he can't see/control what he's doing, so a bigger Khuk makes random swinging more likely to hit something? ;) :)
     
  14. Kukri4302

    Kukri4302

    504
    Dec 26, 2002
    Sarge,
    Pied Piper of ...barf,seems to fit you quite well!:D After what you have been promoting,"NO ONE IS DISPUTING THAT DISCRIPTION! Bwaaa!I even put fear in THAT NDN notice how quiet & peaceful it is ,without him SOUNDING LIKE CLINTON(hee,hee )See !! NO PROBLEM,I just like REG.SIZED K'S,NOT FINGERNAILCLEANERS!!Getting a 12"K is like getting a BEETLE instead of a PORSCHE!OOPS PIED PIPER, I made a mistake ,po-lease forgive me!!THAT 12" :barf: is just right for you! Asked a young troop,HE said 12" :barf: sounds about right for a Sarge,WOULDN'T WANT TO GIVE HIM ANYTHING BIGGER,HE WOULD JUST CUT & HURT HIMSELF!HEE!:cool: BWAAAAAAAA!As for the rest of your :barf: TROOP:barf: ,leaves the REAL K 's for us "REFINED GENTLEMEN"!Sniff!
    Jim(THE SAINT):cool:
    PS- When Unc heard your NEW TITLE, he spewed coffee(glad it wasn't his fav. brew)on the kewboard & almost choked!:D
     
  15. Yvsa

    Yvsa

    May 18, 1999
    I think Tsimi has ran outta money and can't get one of these nice over Kabar sized khuks.:p What do y'all say we take up a collection and have bill send him one?:D
    I damned sure bet he wouldn't turn it down.:rolleyes: :p :D

    Tsimi you're just getting older and weaker and losing your mind just like I said you would. I bet you're getting where you can't take the 30 somethings now, probably gettin beat up by gurls too!!!!:p
    What time you going to bed now and how much Bigeloil are you using these days to try to keep up with the youngens?:rolleyes: :p Hee Hee!!
     
  16. Mad Mike

    Mad Mike

    466
    Apr 17, 2002
    Uncle Bill,
    $50.00 dollars is a great price! I'll have a $50.00 dollar check in the mail tomorrow to pre-pay for mine as well. Thanks Sarge for working this out for everyone! Thanks Uncle Bill for being willing to do it!
     
  17. t1mpani

    t1mpani

    Jun 6, 2002
    I'm in with my ante too! Don't know when it'll be but I'm looking forward to it. :)
     
  18. Kukri4302

    Kukri4302

    504
    Dec 26, 2002
    NDN,
    BROKE!! ME!! NOT HARDLY!:D Ahh was sooo nice & peaceful!!Well at least Bill you don't have to worry about Me & my buds,PAPPY & SEMPER buying a 12":barf: WE have class!Gee! I think I hurt Sarge's sensetive feelings!
    Jim:cool:
     
  19. Yvsa

    Yvsa

    May 18, 1999
    I knew that would drag you out, but you didn't answer my second question Tsimi.:rolleyes: :p :D :D :D :D
     
  20. Sylvrfalcn

    Sylvrfalcn

    Jun 4, 2002
    Ain't no need for a collection Yvsa, there's a reason I ordered two when I only need one. That's right, hate to do it, but it's for his own good. Ha, he's gotten so "Quackipated" he's probably done forgot that I have the, no [email protected], address to the much storied "Cave".

    You see, I worry about him Yvsa, he ain't normal like you and me. In the words of Hank Hill, "that boy ain't right". So, I'm going to send him one of these khukuris of a size and type that might be used by people who actually do prepare their own meals, prune trees/shrubs, and dig weeds out of the garden. Them fellers in the white coats won't let him do stuff such as that (pitiful, brings tears to my eyes thinking 'bout it).

    To aid in his "training", I'll contact a couple of girls from the HOOTERS down in Coconut Grove, or a place called Lipstick's down there on Dixie Highway. Those dedicated young women will give that Duck a proper "short arms inspection" and teach him some "close quarter maneuvers" that'll have him right as rain in no time. By gosh, gets me a bit choked up to think that, through our help, we can turn this poor, abnormal, soul back into an "upright" citizen once more.

    Sarge

    p.s.: Jim, I know you wuz fibbing about Uncle, an old Navy man wouldn't waste coffee in such a fashion, I've seen 'em drink three day old crap that would strip paint off a deck and swear it was "tasty"
     

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