Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Comeuppance, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    I wonder how many people would guess "knife" if shown this picture and asked to identify the device. Not knife nuts, they'd guess the abomination is a knife from the visible pocket clip and frame lock mechanism. I mean, just show some normal person and see what they think this is. I'm guessing not many would think this was a pocketknife.
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  2. DocJD


    Jan 29, 2016
    I would tend to agree that it's NOT a pocketknife .

    It's at best an ironic statement /artistic creation of some sort .

    That blade might be nice mounted on a polearm , but not in your pocket .
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  3. Silent H

    Silent H

    Feb 1, 2018
    Did someone mention RMK?!? Ask and ye shall receive! Apparently somebody specifically ordered this abomination. I can only guess they were inspired by their toilet bowl after a night of bingeing on Taco Bell and White Castle while drinking heavily.


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  4. jstrange


    Mar 31, 2012
    Looks like someone took an already crappy design and shot it with buckshot
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  5. cbach8tw

    cbach8tw Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 9, 2006

    Ancient Mayan sacrificial knife.
  6. justjed


    Oct 23, 2010
    Methinks that someone should probably have shot it again, then once more, just to put it out of our misery, and started over...
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  7. Dadpool

    Dadpool Gold Member Gold Member

    May 18, 2015
    I thought the bar for "ugliest RMK knife" was already pretty high, but it has now been raised considerably. :eek::D
  8. DocJD


    Jan 29, 2016
    Looks like somebody tried repeatedly to recycle as scrap metal ...but it was too fugly to die ! :p
  9. Wild Willie

    Wild Willie Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 19, 2018
    Looks like you could put that in the garden to hide a spare house key under.
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  10. not2sharp

    not2sharp Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 29, 1999
    You might be surprised how large a pocket you would have after you drop this in it.

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  11. not2sharp

    not2sharp Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 29, 1999
    It looks perfect for concealed carry. You could wear it openly and no one would think it a knife.

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  12. MolokaiRider

    MolokaiRider Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 13, 2017


    Kumar approves.
  13. jfk1110

    jfk1110 Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 9, 2013

    Gawd! Looks like the last crap I took after a dozen murder burgers aka white castle!!
  14. Barman1

    Barman1 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 21, 2013
    I'd totally rock that thing!:cool:

    Meaning, I'd hit it with a rock.:rolleyes:
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  15. evilgreg

    evilgreg Why so serious? Gold Member

    Dec 25, 2012
    Dear lord, I thought he'd hit rock bottom but now he's starting to dig.

    It kind of looks like it went through a wood chipper.
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  16. Shorttime


    Oct 16, 2011
    If art is intended to disturb the comfortable, then RMK has succeeded.
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  17. dirc


    Jan 31, 2018
    so... this dawson fixed blade is really puzzling... decent price just over $200 for a cpm-3v blade -- yay right?
    but then they ruin it with 'tip jimping'??? and a recurve??.... can anyone see any valid reason for 'tip jumping'?? I can't imagine one, not even if I stretch

    I could look past the silly handle with ultra recessed torx screws & the overly busy shaping... (at least I could fix those)
  18. jideta

    jideta Gold Member Gold Member

    Apr 8, 2020
    well if you got serrations on the front of yer slide you got a matching knife!
    tactical baby!
  19. Dadpool

    Dadpool Gold Member Gold Member

    May 18, 2015
    Isn't it for getting purchase near the tip in a pinch grip, kind of like a harpoon blade shape?
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  20. Bootaka


    Oct 19, 2020
    Benchmade did that with their "Hunt" line, tip jimping and recurve. They wised up and got rid of the recurve in the new models. I tried to ignore the jimping, I couldn't do it. All it did was snag on things I was trying to cut. Damn thing even got stuck once trying to dig out an arrow head from a tree, I had to use another knife to dig it out. I guess if I had no clearance and I needed to pull a small line or cable, the jimping could be used as a hook, but I wouldn't do that either. I think it is intended to give you some non slip grip while choked up for fine point work, which I do pretty often, can't say I've ever thought of needing jimping there. Definitely didn't want it there.
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