The Most Obnoxious Knife You Own?

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Basp2005, Feb 26, 2021.

  1. Basp2005


    Dec 6, 2015
    This just came into my possession, I'm not sure how to feel about it. Post the knives you wouldn't want your friends to see.
    It's a United Cutlery.
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  2. Billy The Hungry

    Billy The Hungry Basic Member Basic Member

    Aug 11, 2020

    You're a brave man for posting this.
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  3. co556guy


    Dec 13, 2011

    I had an old crkt drifter folder that I got cheap.

    It wasnt worth the tiny amount I paid. Sharp handle, lockback that was so stiff that it might as well not have a thumb stud, and the steel was so soft that cutting air dulled it.

    But it wasn't as bad as that thing.
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  4. sheep herder

    sheep herder

    Jan 9, 2021
    Mermaids are hot! I'd own that knife. Couldn't see actually using it for anything though.

    Now if you wanna talk about obnoxious knives, I still have a Gerber Paraframe. :(
  5. Stelth


    Jul 15, 2007
    Gil Hibben OWNS this thread.
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  6. The Aflac Duck

    The Aflac Duck Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 27, 2014
    I carry these with pride.

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  7. DangerZone98


    Dec 7, 2019
    A duck having a pink blade for EDC just sounds badass. One bad duck I wouldn’t mess with. :D
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  8. DangerZone98


    Dec 7, 2019
    Here’s mine. Obnoxious? Maybe. Functional? Hell yeah.

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  9. el gigantor

    el gigantor Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 5, 2015
    I’ve been told the satin s35vn Cold Steel Recon 1 I’ve got is obnoxious on more than one occasion.

    It still kicks ass though!
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  10. Surname

    Surname Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 8, 2021
    A real piece of art, this one. Complete with a button thingy on the handle to lock the knife into the sheath and a cheap plastic "jewel" of a pommel.
    Last edited: Feb 26, 2021
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  11. Henry Beige

    Henry Beige Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 1, 2015
    Most obnoxious has to be the CRKT M16-something I found in a car I bought in South Dakota. Tanto blade, soft Veff serrations, and looks that make people say: “Eeeeeww. Put that away. It’s hideous”. I’m not going to bring it in for a pic, or do anything to humor my inner mall ninja.
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  12. Alberta Ed

    Alberta Ed

    Jun 29, 1999
    WW II paring knife, aluminum cast grip, 420??? blade. My wife wouldn't part with it.
  13. K.O.D.

    K.O.D. Sanity Not Included Platinum Member

    Aug 21, 2013
    Certain area of than knife will be worn down quickly.

    I once owned the klingon fixed blade. Bought it at a flea market in Florida. It (thankfully got lost in one of my many moves.

    My Yojimbo could be construed as obnoxious.

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  14. DangerZone98


    Dec 7, 2019
    Without a doubt. It’s one of the bigger folders that still carries well.
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  15. Knives&Lint

    Knives&Lint DOES Go Chasing Waterfalls Platinum Member

    May 10, 2013


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  16. CWL


    Sep 15, 2002
    Spyderco Civilian

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  17. Danno4017


    Jan 8, 2007
    Looks like a Letter opener
  18. stonproject


    Nov 22, 2013
    How about a Charlie Mike'd Civilian? :D

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  19. AntDog

    AntDog Gold Member Gold Member

    Apr 3, 2001

    The guy said “annoying”, not “awesome”. :cool:
  20. A.L.


    Jun 27, 2007
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