The Official Bill Siegle Caption Contest**!!

Discussion in 'Siegle Knives' started by Jonny1280, Jul 4, 2015.

  1. Jonny1280

    Jonny1280 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 5, 2012
    Rules are simple.
    Post a caption for this picture.

    The winner gets their pick of a Bill Siegle knife from Abrasions personal collection.*


    *This statement was not approved by Abrasion.

    **This contest was not approved by Bill Siegle and he'll most likely ban me from his sub-forum forever...:D
  2. abrasion


    Feb 22, 2011
    My Siegle's are among my most prized possessions, they are about as untradable as they come.
    One will be in my coffin...

    I'll have to think of a great
  3. safetyman

    safetyman Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Sep 8, 2008
    I love me some Siegles. Unfortunately don't own any at the moment :(. Bill's SAR4 model was a favorite of mine. Here's exactly what Bill was thinking at the time:

    "Whoa, ho, ho.....Looky what we have here!"
  4. 1066vik

    1066vik Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 28, 2009
    "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Siegle when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
  5. abrasion


    Feb 22, 2011
    Love it!!!
  6. Jonny1280

    Jonny1280 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 5, 2012
    "Bwaahaahaa!!!! I shall finally have revenge on my barber!"
  7. 1066vik

    1066vik Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 28, 2009
    Lift your kukhri high!
    Hear it singing!
    Stick it in the rosy skin of righteousness!
    His voice was soft, his manner mild.
    He seldom laughed but he often smiled.
    He'd seen how civilized men behaved.
    He never forgot
    and he never forgave.
    Not Siegle...
    Not Siegle Bill...
    The Demon bladesmith of Fleet Street

    (Apologies to Stephen Sondheim)
  8. abrasion


    Feb 22, 2011
    "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Bill Siegle when I lay My vengeance upon you."
  9. willrise

    willrise Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 9, 2003
    just take a deep breath, your*circumcision will be painless
  10. abrasion


    Feb 22, 2011
  11. Bigfattyt

    Bigfattyt Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 23, 2007
    "You said you shaved what with these?"

    "Hmm, still gonna keep them"

    I've always said the best giveaway is one where you give other's treasures away!
  12. Bill Siegle

    Bill Siegle KnifeMaker / Craftsman / Service Provider Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider

    Oct 3, 2000
    I remember when that pic was taken! With two Kukris in my hands I was about as happy as seeing my first Playboy magazine :) Love the captions so far!
  13. Mustico


    Jun 15, 2015
    "Bill shaved all of our heads that day"

    Funny thread. Subscribed :)
  14. Stump Buster

    Stump Buster Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 15, 2007
    "Okay, now that my head and back is done, which one of these do I use for shaving my arms and legs?"
  15. echo-7


    Aug 1, 2003
    "The Average man would only have one of these..."
  16. DoubleTapper


    Nov 17, 2013
    "Now, what was I doing? Was I going to sharpen this or was I about to make a sandwich?"
  17. not2sharp

    not2sharp Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 29, 1999
    One is good, but two is better than one and ......;)

    - or -

    Of course you can pocket carry one of'll just need bigger pockets.

  18. Lobo13


    Aug 22, 2012
    "Now if only the Zombie Apocalypse would start....I'm dying to see if one of these will take a head clean off...hehehehe" 😈

    Thanks 4 the Chance !
  19. abrasion


    Feb 22, 2011
    " me Smeagol one more time..."
  20. BITEME

    BITEME Gold Member Gold Member

    Dec 14, 2007
    Okay which one of you done it?
    Last edited: Jul 17, 2015

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