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winter weather joke

Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by beoram, Feb 19, 2002.

  1. beoram

    beoram

    Nov 27, 2001
    A Very Cold Winter...
    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

    But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and
    asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

    "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the Meteorologist at the weather service responded.

    So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.

    One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" he asked.

    "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

    The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

    Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

    "Absolutely," the man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

    "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

    The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."



    a little light humour.

    B.
     
  2. MauiRob

    MauiRob Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 15, 2000
    ROTFLMAO!:D :D :D

    Thanks for needed laugh Ben!
     
  3. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
    :D
     
  4. BruiseLeee

    BruiseLeee

    Sep 7, 2001
    :) That's the way our government works too.
     
  5. SamuraiDave

    SamuraiDave

    Apr 6, 2001
    :eek: Uncle used a smiley!!!

    That is twice I have seen that!!! :eek:
     
  6. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
    I usually use :barf:
     
  7. SkagSig40

    SkagSig40

    Feb 1, 2001
    :D :D :D :p
     
  8. Roger Smith

    Roger Smith

    Oct 22, 2001
    I use it when Tsimi is around.:barf:

    Those tacos do bad things to feathers.:barf:
     
  9. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
    And when I really get fancy I use --
    [​IMG] :)
     
  10. MauiRob

    MauiRob Gold Member Gold Member

    Nov 15, 2000
    LMAO!:D Where'd you find that one Uncle Bill? I like it:D
     
  11. Bill Martino

    Bill Martino

    Mar 5, 1999
    Yvsa found it for me.
     

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