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Zombies

Discussion in 'Himalayan Imports' started by Josh Feltman, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. mamav

    mamav

    Apr 23, 2003
    Thank you for taking the FVZA aptitude test. Your score indicates that your personality might be best-suited for a position in Investigation. FVZA investigators pounded the pavement interviewing witnesses and looking for evidence of vampire and zombie activity. Once they had amassed enough evidence, investigators handed the case over to the Assault Team. The best investigators were creative problem-solvers able to sacrifice personal glory for the good of the community.

    The kid(as in my daughter) is joining the assault team :eek: :rolleyes:
     
  2. Ad Astra

    Ad Astra Gold Member Gold Member

    Jul 30, 2004
    Safe journey, Nasty. Have a blast out there.

    Yeah, munk, the Milwaukee orbital blade sawzall is the original & best reciprocating saw (IMHO).

    It cuts thru a 4x4 in seconds and has many neat blades- one called "the Axe" is made just for cutting thru lumber with nails in it. Very useful tool, in my case, better for chopping up house debris.... and then, construction.

    It feels like holding & shooting an M-60. I can sign my name with it.

    Hmmm, for Zombie abuse & disposal, think I'll try a long pruning blade. Don't think I'll need the nail-cutter- Zombies are fairly mushy.


    Ad Astra

    zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :eek: :D :footinmou
     
  3. sweet

    sweet

    Nov 11, 1999
    "Sweet was no surprise"

    Is that only because of 629 posts since 1999 :D ?? :eek:
     
  4. munk

    munk

    Mar 22, 2002
    I've always been intrigued by the idea I could carve a hole in a house and simply step through.


    munk
     
  5. Kismet

    Kismet

    Jan 30, 2002
    In training for Fire Departments, newbies are instructed to go through the walls if they find themselves caught inside. Sheetrock, foam insulation, particle board and aluminum siding are the only things in the way. It's actually difficult to find stuctural supports in the walls.

    Look at new housing going up; it's actually kind of sad.

    "And they're all made of ticky-tacky, and they all look just the same."
     
  6. 37up

    37up

    Jun 16, 2002
    Looks like with a score of 35, I"m on the assault team. So.. does that make me the token minority who dies a horrible death early on?
     
  7. munk

    munk

    Mar 22, 2002
    I don't know, Dave, there's always a few ignorant white rednecks who die by their mistakes made through their own insensitivity to minorities and women, or the fact they obviously belonged to the NRA and voted Republican.

    I vote to keep Dave till the end of the picture. If you like, we'll even give you a blonde girlfriend. Unless you want to go post post modern, in which case you'll recieve a Swaheli Former lesbian turned activist. You don't want to turn Gay, do you? Cause we have an opening for that too.

    Come to think of it, the modern horror movie is poised to give us gay zombies as well.

    I'm guessing we'll have lots of candidates from this forum for the role of psycho killer, who kills thousands before his position is overrun, sacrafising himself so the Team survives....

    Note to all- this post was made in fun, albeit 'gray' taste, and does not intend to offend anyone, but only to mimic the current recipes for horror movies offerred today.


    munk
     
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  8. Nasty

    Nasty Chief Cook & Bottle Wash

    Nov 11, 2003
    Don't worry Dave...Mr. Sulu is the sort of role you'll fill. In fact, you should drive the Hummer we get from the Armory. You get to be the techie one that doesn't back down from anything...

    ;)

    .
     
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  9. Ad Astra

    Ad Astra Gold Member Gold Member

    Jul 30, 2004
    Wait a sec- doesn't Dave keep crashing into concrete poles? Should he be the driver?

    Ad Astra :confused:
     
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  10. Howard Wallace

    Howard Wallace . Moderator

    Feb 23, 1999
    Don't worry Dave, death on the FVZA assault team is only temporary. After you wake up you get to play on the other side.
     
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  11. munk

    munk

    Mar 22, 2002
    That's right- concrete poles...let's put Dave on Shotgun instead.

    As for playing for the other side; we'll blow the heads off all our fallen comrades to insure that doesn't take place. Course, it wouldn't be a zombie movie unless a few of us came back as zombies...



    munk
     
  12. sweet

    sweet

    Nov 11, 1999

    No, Dave should be the driver since he targets those concrete poles just fine and as long as a zombie is between the car and the pole that'sa +....oh wait, I'ma Shadow, you guys get Dave :D

    side note: Dave you have an A&A claymore! post up some pics! I have been looking at getting that one for a long time but only seen 1 person who has posted owner pics...show off time!
     
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  13. 37up

    37up

    Jun 16, 2002
    i love you guys.

    :D
     
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  14. Nasty

    Nasty Chief Cook & Bottle Wash

    Nov 11, 2003
    I can't believe Danny isn't saying more...the zombies may have been caused by aliens!

    Oh...wait...he's a ninja...he may in his invisible mode!

    Get'em Danny!

    .
     
  15. 37up

    37up

    Jun 16, 2002
    Sorry about the big pics. The last one is the view outside my balconey.

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  16. 37up

    37up

    Jun 16, 2002
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  17. Nasty

    Nasty Chief Cook & Bottle Wash

    Nov 11, 2003
    wow...zombie stick!
     
  18. sweet

    sweet

    Nov 11, 1999
    Thanks Dave, great pics! Now see if A&A would have pics like these up they would have sold another claymore a long time ago :rolleyes: Very nice..... :eek: :eek: :eek: :
     
  19. Spectre

    Spectre

    Nov 3, 1998
    Assault team member here.

    I'll be the one with the Molotov cocktails. Y'all can go slash it out with the evil undead.

    John
     
  20. Semper Fi

    Semper Fi

    Feb 23, 2002
    Jake

    I'm 6'1" 280 lbs. Got a score of 61. And remember, we never leave one of our own behind. ;)
     

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